Sunday, 22 February 2026

Show #5: Hellboy - Sword Of Storms VS Hellboy (2004)

After a brief bout of eternal damnation superhero films were being summoned back from the abyss at the turn of the millennium, still subject to the whims of cinema's dark masters before succumbing to franchise-building orthodoxy later that decade. From these fires arose Hellboy, Mike Mignola's demonic detective brought to life by Guillermo Del Toro's macabre imagination and a towering performance from Ron Perlman. 

But would their charms extend to the realm of animation? A brace of cartoon tie-ins accompanied the big screen efforts, exploring the layers of Hellboy's comic origins, and with the cast of the well-received movies on hand it seemed a destined surefire hit. We peruse the fine print of this devil's bargain, beset by C-suite shenanigans and first film fumbles, to conclusively separate the men from the monsters.

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Sunday, 8 February 2026

Show #4: Battle Angel Alita VS Alita: Battle Angel

A new year but the same old tricks, going two-in-a-row on profligate projects from cinema luminaries that took years to emerge. This also has us breaking the seal on the imposing vault of live-action adaptations of Japanese anime with one of its most storied sagas. Two decades sitting on the film rights to Yukito Kishiro’s cyborg epic was enough time for mariner and part-time director James Cameron to grow weary of the prospect, enlisting Robert Rodriguez to assemble the spare parts into functional form.

Amongst the dreary scrapheap of Western anime remakes how does this one compare with the perfectly enjoyable 1993 OVA from which it so liberally borrows? We steel ourselves for the task, with Niall on hand to expound on the fantastic tableaus from the manga which may grace the big screen any century now!

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Wednesday, 24 December 2025

Show #3: The Dick Tracy Animated Canon VS Dick Tracy (1990)

Veteran of the force Joseph Wade responds to our call for backup in taking down the notorious criminal enterprise comprised of the many screen incarnations of yellow-coated copper Dick Tracy!

For a newspaper comic strip Ol' Dick has quite the heinous rap sheet on the animated side outside of a Daffy Duck short. The live-action cohort exists in the shadow of Warren Beatty's hubristic effort, celebrating its 25th anniversary of biting on the style of Tim Burton's 1989 Batman film.

Is there a place in this world anymore for an old-fashioned two-fisted dick and his gallery of gruesome goons? Our investigations uncover a sordid saga of death, money and the bizarre sex games of showbiz royalty, not to mention Joe solving the mystery of a cartoon cameo that's dogged him for years!

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- Listen close to Joseph and music maven Libby Cudmore interrogating the multiple soundtracks of 1990's Dick Tracy over on The OST Party   

- And for something more seasonally appropriate head on over to Christmas Creeps. It's a mug of cocoa for your ears!



Sunday, 30 November 2025

Show #2: Predator - Killer Of Killers VS Predator


The terms "versus" and "Predator" have historically been a volatile combination, comparable in potency to when a popular franchise tosses off a haphazard animated tie-in to gin up interest in its next instalment. However director Dan Trachtenberg, not content with only getting the Predator universe back to fighting form in the celebrated Prey, seeks to do equal justice to the cartoon counterpart with a fatal four-way anthology piece. 

Besides expanding the scope of the new films' story to the stars above, Killer Of Killers gets Predator back doing what he does best: pitting the gruesome game hunter against the fiercest fighters from across Earth's history in the sort of matchups Deadliest Warrior could only dream of. We push too many pencils weighing its merits against the formidable 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and more, wondering awhile why such a simple setup is thrown so frequently in the meatgrinder. If it bleeds, we can grill it!  

Friday, 28 November 2025

Show #1: Our Past VS Our Future (featuring Community!)

 

At long last our animation investigations have resumed, and a reintroduction is in order! Niall and Dwayne lay out their bona fides for the task ahead of them before unveiling the patented DOA system for colliding pop culture particles into each other. 

To calibrate this baby the late 00s self-aware sitcom Community fits the bill, focusing on one of its later form experiments in GI Joe parody and how it fits against the show's regular dalliances with other genres & mediums. Many memories are unearthed, regrets are shared and much excitement builds for what's to come. It can be scary coming back to school after all this time, but being a little older & wiser this go around may make all the difference!

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Friday, 18 April 2025

One More Job

 

It starts as a frivolous outburst; rough around the edges but not lacking for enthusiasm. Lessons are learned and applied to rein in that energy, tighten up that delivery. Take care and do it to your own satisfaction. Lose direction though and all that may be satisfied is a vague obligation to a nebulous end.

The annals of amateur podcasting are a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. Secret Of The Sailor Madness was a bafflingly-titled outlet for a plucky pair to pour forth their giddy passions for animation of all descriptions. It was a great way of staying in touch, meeting new friends and surprising our own capacity for creative expression. Life demands much however; enthusiasm is admirable but without clarity of purpose it may find itself taking a back seat to those matters that need us and sustain us in immediate terms. We already have enough jobs without clocking in for another one.

Time and distance were needed, whether to regroup our lives as real world events laid siege and/or ruminate on the inner self to locate the fount of our love for the cartoons. I mean, we never fully stopped sure. Our joint venture running down what's good in the world of Japanese animation from week to week is still going grand after all, so there was ever a fire in us to converse at length on this. What would stoke that flame though?

My own travels this last while have taught me at least this: I enjoy many things and think it's fun and cool when a cartoon does them. Action movies, culinary odyssey, absurd comedy and more besides find unique expression in animation on their own terms. Yet why are their accomplishments often held up against, nay, regarded as lesser than their live-action equivalents? This is not a new phenomenon to be sure, however recent egregious examples have strained whatever goodwill remained in that premise.

The animation versus live-action dichotomy is a subject we've discussed before under the same title even. Rather than just mock the most infamous, wrongheaded applications we held a fascination for what informed the choice to go one way or the other, for what is gained or lost in the transformation process, a fascination that clearly persists. Disdain may have lit the match this time but it won't be the fuel source. With a more open & comprehensive view we intend to tug a little harder at the diaphanous veil separating dreams and reality to see what illuminating truths lay behind.

And perhaps it's also that troubling sense of unfinished business, of a conversation abruptly cut short or indeed never started, that has us back on the job again. We have much to talk about, and pray it won't be belaboured by remorse over losing our way. Promising leads have emerged, old contacts are being looked up and cases are being built. Wherever they are, whoever they may be, they will be brought in, DRAWN OR ALIVE.